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two friend went on a trip to London.In London they went info a restaurant.On a table stood a jar of mustard before, one of them tjjk a big spoonful into his mouth.Tears immediatele filled his eyes.His friend asked him what he was cryiing about.the man answered.

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two friend went on a trip to London.In London they went info a restaurant.On a table stood a jar of mustard before, one of them tjjk a big spoonful into his mouth.Tears immediatele filled his eyes.His friend asked him what he was cryiing about.the man answered.