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SE EU FOSSE PINTOR...PINTAVA UM QUADRO!
IF I WERE A PAINTER...I WOULD DRAW A PAINTING!

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HE PRESENT GRAVE PINTOR..PINTAVA UM QUADRO!
YEW I WERE HAS PAINTER..I WOULD DRAW HAS
PAINTING!