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A German student,who did not know English very well,came to a post-office in London.In one hand he had a letter in an envelope and in the other hand he held a stamp.He went up to the girl who worked there and gave her the stamp and the envelope.No,no , she said.You must stick the stamp on yourself. Why must i stick the stamp on myself.asked the student.I want to send a letter but not muself.

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A German student, who did not know English very well, came to a post - office in London.In one hand he had a letter in an envelope and in the other hand he held a stamp.He went up to the girl who worked there and gave her the stamp and the envelope.No, no, she said.you must stick the stamp on yourself. Why must i stick the stamp on myself.asked the student.I want to send a letter but not muself.